MARGINALIA
Dinosaurs, the Media and Andy Warhol
Keith Thomson
History will no doubt record Andy Warhol as a major 20th century
artist. One of Warhol's "gifts" was to make everything
with which he was associated—his work, his friends, his
life—appear cheap and shallow. If he set out to irritate and
confuse, then he certainly succeeded. In the process he mocked us
and, above all, himself. Warhol will also be famous for his
pronouncement, now nothing less than a curse, that in the future
everyone will have the chance to be famous for 15 minutes.
All successful artists have to be showmen, it seems. Mozart and
Chopin were no shrinking violets. They would have adored television
unless, like those fabled old silent-screen movie stars, they had
been betrayed by squeaky voices or uncouth accents. Today, although
technical virtuosity is still a necessary condition for success as a
solo musician, charisma is almost equally important; hence all the
CD covers featuring female classical violinists in revealing
clothing, or little at all. All the more reason, then, to admire the
steadily nonglamorous types, such as the pianist Alfred Brendel, who
let their music talk for them.
Perhaps, in a modern-day version of Faustus, those 15
minutes of fame form a contract with the devil, granted through the
agency of the media, who are a fickle-enough ally in the best of
times. At a recent London film premiere, the Hollywood stars
wandered unnoticed into the theater while journalists gathered like
flies around two recent participants in a television program called
"Big Brother." Well, a plague on both their houses, we
might say. Except that the rot is spreading. Getting oneself noticed
by the press and especially by television, if only for 15 minutes,
has infected the one field where, in a perfect world, people would
be immune to cheap blandishments and hew strictly to a line of
puritan truth and detachment. Fat chance, of course, when we are
talking about science!
The "boffins" of World War II made science glamorous, as
did the late Christian Barnard, pioneer heart surgeon. German
naturalist and explorer Alexander von Humboldt and English biologist
Thomas Henry Huxley had already perfected the art a century earlier,
however, and I have no doubt that Charles Darwin worked long and
diligently, if quietly, at his "Saint Charles" image. But
perhaps nowhere have scientists pursued an often too-transient fame
further than in paleontology, and particularly with respect to
dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are God's gift to television and the
newspapers, just as science fiction is the lifeblood of the
supermarket tabloids. Tyrannosaurs and little green men—sure
winners, both.
Dino-stories
Just why dinosaurs have always been so prominent in the public
imagination, and why they fascinate a particular age class of
(mostly male) children, has long perplexed scholars. An old
Philadelphia museum guard gave me a good answer: "They're half
real, and half not real." When Richard Owen, who coined the
term dinosaur in 1842, and Waterhouse Hawkins erected the
first life-size reconstructions of dinosaurs—half real, half
wrong, as it happened—for the Crystal Palace exhibition of
1854, they were openly courting the sort of public mania that has
persisted ever since. In the first half of the following century,
the fictional Professor Challenger of Conan Doyle's The Lost
World was echoed in real life by people like Roy Chapman
Andrews and his American Museum of Natural History expeditions to
the Gobi Desert, and a host of lesser but equally colorful
characters.
For today's hungry media, a cornucopia of new dinosaur science and
new-style paleontologists, some marketing themselves as a cross
between Indiana Jones and the mountain men of the Old
West—with beards, boots, silly hats, unwashed shirts and
unedited opinions—have been a gift from heaven. One is forced
to ask, however, whether some of those who have leapt onto the back
of this particular tiger might not be finding the ride uncomfortable
and whether more sober paleontologists might feel that their work
suffers something of a taint by association. If one had a truly
sensational discovery, one might in fact feel like hushing it up,
lest the media convert it into something quite appalling in order to
sell another day's newspapers, only to drop the subject equally
abruptly. On the other hand, in this media-driven world, grant
funding may require publicity.
The whole dinosaur publicity business got a boost from the famous
discovery of the iridium spike in the Earth's crust and its evidence
for an asteroid impact at the end of the Cretaceous. Here was
something whose fame could last more than 15 minutes. But once
again, the public-relations aspect was dreadfully overblown. The
public was given the impression that at one moment there were
millions of dinosaurs, in their full diversity, doing their Mesozoic
thing, and then at the next moment all were extinct. The reality
seems to be that any dinosaurs made extinct by the impact were the
stragglers of an already dwindling group, whereas the real
extinction story was in less glamorous taxa.
In a neat example of journalistic excess, the London Times
of October 30, 1998, carried a story headlined: "Rock solid
proof that comet killed dinosaurs." The facts of the case,
which the article blithely laid out, were quite different. Two
scientists from the Scripps Institution of Oceanography had
discovered a chromium spike at the Cretaceous-Tertiary boundary, the
isotopic signature of which suggested an extraterrestrial origin.
Their work simply confirmed that there had been an asteroid impact,
and nowhere did they use the word "dinosaur." Apparently
the newspaper could not resist adding that the scientists had proved
that the asteroid killed the dinosaurs. They hadn't. But it made a
better story.
How Tyrannosaurus Got Its Feathers
The chief thing we know about Tyrannosaurus rex, the fabled
king of the Late Cretaceous, is that we still have much to learn
about it, which should be a signal for caution, although it is also
a license for speculation. There are only 25 or so specimens of
T. rex, most incomplete, even though the species may
have survived for several million years and tens of thousands of
them, if not more, must have lived at one time or another.
In popular imagination, T. rex started out as a ferocious
tyrant. How are the mighty fallen, however! In 2001, Warhol's curse
struck T. rex and ushered in a drastic makeover for the
capo di capo of dinosaurs. (How easy it is to fall into
the style!) It had already been noised about that the thing was
really only a scavenger of something else's kills, more a hyena than
a lion. By May 2001, T. rex had become cuddly and possibly
even covered with feathers. By October, it had become the
"Woody Allen of dinosaurs," even neurotic.
This may turn out to be a just-not-so story. T. rex is a
member of a large group of dinosaurs called theropods. The idea that
theropod dinosaurs and birds are related is very old, dating back at
least to T. H. Huxley and now having much modern support. So far, so
good. But how did T. rex get feathers? In 1999,
National Geographic magazine published a story under
the title "Feathers for T. rex" in which an
amazing new find from China, intermediate between a bird and a
dromaeosaur, was described. Amazing indeed; it was a fake. In April
2001 in Nature, Qiang Ji et al. published an
account of a new Chinese theropod that had evidence of a kind of
proto-feathers. Once again the media homed in on
Tyrannosaurus: "Maybe even mighty Tyrannosaurus
rex had feathers," and "Maybe baby tyrannosaurus
looked something like a cute, fuzzy baby chick," said
ABCNEWS.com. Perhaps the best line went to science writer Deborah
Smith of the Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald, April 27,
2001: "T-Rex in a feather boa turns heads among fossil
hunters." (T-rex instead of T. rex seems very popular
with journalists.)
Next, Jim Kirkland of the Utah Geological Survey and Doug Wolfe of
Mesa Southwest Museum released an account of a new North American
theropod—Nothronychus—at a Discovery Channel
press conference. Nothronychus was evidently a vegetarian
but with "bird-like characters and ? probably covered with
feathers, said the scientists" (Reuters, June 19, 2001), to the
newspapers' delight. But was there any evidence? At the press
conference it was stated that no feathers were found with
Nothronychus. Certainly none have been found with
Tyrannosaurus. So far the sequence is as follows: T.
rex is related (but not closely) to Nothronychus,
where there is no evidence of feathers; Nothronychus is
more closely related to the Chinese dinosaur Beipaosaurus,
where there is disputed evidence of proto-feathers. Score: feathers
3, logic 0.
From Cuddly to Sad
This past October, as the date for the annual meeting of the Society
of Vertebrate Paleontology drew near, the world waited for the
inevitable sensational announcement that would hog the headlines
while a great deal of excellent work was ignored. Predictably,
sensation once again found our poor, put-upon friend
Tyrannosaurus rex; but this one was a classic. As the
London Times trumpeted: "Neurotic T-rex cast in a
Woody Allen role." On the web, the Associated Press had spread
the news: "T-rex wasn't happy ? T-rex was probably
T-wrecks." Obviously someone was getting his 15 minutes of
fame!
What happened had started out with good straightforward science.
Elizabeth Rega at Western University of Health Sciences in Pomona
and Chris Brochu at the University of Iowa had read a paper
concerning skeletal abnormalities in T. rex, especially the
Chicago specimen known as Sue. There was evidence of osteomyelitis
of the left fibula, healed rib fractures and healed jaw lesions.
They concluded: "While the number of these pathologies indicate
that Sue was not healthy during life, the maturity of the specimen
and the clear evidence of healing indicate that Sue was a robust
individual who successfully survived many insults ?. No evidence of
cause or manner of death is apparent." So far, so sober. No
drama there and no headlines, either.
Then the Associated Press interviewed Robert Bakker, who was not an
author of the paper but who announced the meaning in Rega and
Brochu's study that everyone else had missed: "If we did
Jurassic Park 4, T-rex would be portrayed in an angst-ridden
role—sort of a large Woody Allen character. ? They were beat
up, limping, had oozing sores, were dripping pus and disease ridden,
and had to worry about their children starving and other T-rexs
coming in and kicking them out." And worse, the London
Times article wrongly claimed that "Mr Bakker's view
is endorsed by Elizabeth Rega," thus adding injury to insult.
Here the gap between the science and the hyperbole is truly
staggering. Perhaps it is only some paleontologists, not the
dinosaurs, who are like Woody Allen—sometimes combative,
sometimes cuddly, bearing the scars of old battles and confused?
Perhaps this sort of thing is perfectly harmless or even positive
for paleontology, on the grounds that all publicity is good,
especially if it remains divided into 15-minute chunks. But the
creationists certainly had a field day with the faked
"feathered dinosaur."
Admittedly, all progress in science involves the breaking of old
stereotypes, and mistakes will be made all along the way. Who knows,
maybe even a Tyrannosaurus with true feathers will someday
be found; that is what makes science a real adventure. And, as
Robert Browning famously wrote, "Ah, but a man's reach should
exceed his grasp" (Andrea del Sarto, 1855). Perhaps,
though, both the scientists and the public deserve to travel a less
jolting path toward enlightenment.
© Keith Thomson